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Disposable baby bottle

Fill jars and screw lids on them
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After a surprisingly brief period of R&D, BorgCo are now offering on public sale the Disposable Baby Bottle.

The Bottle is moulded from recycled glass and is dark brown in colour, so as to be nearly opaque.

It is very simple to use :

i) Place the offending baby in the bottle.

ii) Screw on the airtight lid.

iii) Wait until all sound and movement cease.

iv) Drop in trash.

Availble in a convenient range of sizes, for 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 1 - 35 years (special order).

8th of 7, Mar 03 2015


       This one's going to go down really well, I can tell.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 03 2015

       Also suitable for cats.
neelandan, Mar 03 2015

       not funny. sorry.
pashute, Mar 04 2015

       My girlfriend tells me I shouldn't be laughing at this.
21 Quest, Mar 04 2015

       She's right.
tatterdemalion, Mar 04 2015

       Already been done, they're referred to as condoms, but a certain intelligence level is required for use.   

       But seriously, you're crossing the line into dead baby jokes - ill advised. Especially the one about a truck full of bowling balls.
normzone, Mar 04 2015

       Not heard that one, how does it go ?   

       // She's right //   

       Ach, she's only a woman, what do they know ... ?
8th of 7, Mar 04 2015

       Oi! There'll be none of that sexist stereotyping on my watch, [8th] - it's just not right. Besides, you know how touchy the little ladies can be.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2015

       The primary reason, I understand, for the failure of the American Anarchism of the early 20th Century is that anarchists were all too easily identified by the large, black, fizz-fused, spherical bombs (some indeed with white paint BOMB daubed on them) that they habitually carried.
calum, Mar 05 2015

       made for pun in title [-]
Voice, Mar 05 2015

       Not feeling particularly human this week, eh, [8th]?
lurch, Mar 05 2015

       Where should I start...
blissmiss, Mar 05 2015

       // Not feeling particularly human //   

       Feeling human is, thankfully, a sensation we are spared.   

       Rather than Sartre's declaration that "Hell is other people" , we aver that "Hell is other people's small children".
8th of 7, Mar 05 2015

       Need I remind everyone that 8th of 7 was also once a small child?
21 Quest, Mar 05 2015

       maybe that's his point...
<dun dun dun>

       I would intercede on behalf of this idea and try to quell the crowd, but I have a hunch that the result would be a Disposable Pacifier posting.   

       //other people's small children//, when noisome, are a sign of (and, if handled correctly, a treatment for) defective parents.   

       Just give the brat an espresso and a puppy, and said parents are likely to make significant efforts to assure you aren't bothered by that child again.
lurch, Mar 06 2015


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