Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Duel use wind turbine

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When the wind is blowing, it makes leccy.

When no wind, a capacitor/battery moves the turbine tilts 90 degrees, carnival cars come out and small children go "weeeh*" and get some money in the downtime.

It's the way I tell them.

* The cars are waterproof.

not_morrison_rm, Mar 17 2021

Prior Art https://xkcd.com/1378/
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       Will they tilt at Don Quixote?
lurch, Mar 17 2021
  

       I accept your challenge. Who is your second?
pocmloc, Mar 17 2021
  

       “Wind turbines at dawn!”
hippo, Mar 17 2021
  

       Take twenty paces, turn and ... just keep turning, if you don't mind.
pertinax, Mar 17 2021
  

       ^ (+)   

       //small children go "weeeh*" and get some money// Cringy PrinceAndy-Epsteiny statement notwithstanding, I approve of this 21st century upgrade to dueling windmills; my drone is charged and ready for battle!
Sgt Teacup, Mar 18 2021
  

       Do helicopters count ?
FlyingToaster, Mar 18 2021
  

       Kiddies as wind? Need open ended cars and an oversized bouncy castle. Parents always pay.
wjt, Mar 18 2021
  

       "Gentlemen, choose your weapons!"   

       "Five paces!"   

       "One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Four!"
"Five!"
"ROTATE!"
  

       <WHIRRRRRR... ThwiP-thwiP-thwiPPP!>   

       "Someone call an ambulance! And a jigsaw puzzle expert!."
UnaBubba, Mar 18 2021
  
      
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