Ear, Nose, Mouth, Eyes & Scalp Statue Sprinkler System

The heads of public statues are subject to being convenient rest stops for all manner of birds, especially pigeons and seagulls. Of course a resting spot also makes for a toilet break and the head and shoulder areas of many statues are often streaked with copious amounts of guano.(aka bird shite) In some cases it's so prolific that it looks like a candle grease style waterfall. This is particularly noticeable in black metal cast figures.

Proper cleaning requires a lot of effort so I am proposing a better, permanent solution called the Ear, Nose, Mouth, Eyes & Scalp Statue Sprinkler System.

As its name suggests, an environmentally friendly soapy solution, followed by a clear water rinse, periodically cleans the head and shoulder areas of the statue. Both sets of liquids are emitted from a set of nozzles contained in the scalp, nose, eyes and scalp area of the statue and supplemented with a sprinkler contained in each ear that delivers water to the edge of the shoulders. The nozzles are quite invisible when viewing the statue.

All of this is possible due to a set of simple pumps, timer and reservoirs contained in the main body of the statue. All metal statues are hollow due to casting processes, so there is plenty of room to accommodate the apparatus.

For special events, the system can be altered to emit coloured bubbles particularly from the nose and mouth.