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F. U. Gram

Reach out and F.U. someone
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Nothing is more satsifying and final than delivering a big old F. U. to an offending person. But if you can't do it yourself, call F.U. Gram. You can break it off with that no longer significant other with a F.U. delivered by a marching band with drum leaders and chearleaders. Give me an "F", give me a "U"! Give us their address! Tell off that S.O.B. landlord with our F.U.P.S. delivery. Looks like the man in brown with a package but when that box opens up, it's a 110 decibel F.U. blast! Why not send a piping hot F.U. pizza? It's all spelled out in pepperoni and sausage. We guarantee in 30 minutes or it's F. us. We also have seasonal specials like our F.U. carolers, and our charming F.U. trick or treaters for those holiday relations. Ding Dong, F.U.!

F.U. Gram. We deliver the message F.U. can't!

wombat, Feb 07 2004

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       Are there any F. U. Grams that include explosives? F. U. pizza is just so, like, pie in the face, even if its spelled in pepperoni.
kbecker, Feb 07 2004
  

       We lost the the F.U.nabomber.
wombat, Feb 07 2004
  

       Recently had to calculate the fixture units ( F. U.) in my drain system for modifications ( a kitchen sink is 2 units, a lavatory is 1 unit, a bidet is 2 units., etc.). Now this all makes sense.
oxen crossing, Feb 12 2004
  

       This would be great for the person expecting an apology.   

       Bellhop uniform and all, starts with sing-song:   

       "The apology you're waiting for has been long over due... "You'll be waiting for eternity 'cause this is my F.U!"   

       >:o) <------evil grin
not_only_but_also, Feb 12 2004
  

       :o) <--------regular grin
yabba do yabba dabba, Feb 12 2004
  

       Excuse someone who's been away for 35 years, but what's F.U.?
FarmerJohn, Feb 12 2004
  

       "F%&# you", I presume.
half, Feb 12 2004
  

       Definitely not something to say to Grammy.   

       Ah yes, welcome back, [FarmerJohn]. Has it really been that long? F. U. means French Understanding. It was invented by someone ... well, you know.
k_sra, Feb 12 2004
  

       How can you NOT like this idea?? Croissant.   

       Seriously, tell me what is wrong with it. That is, F.U. can...
fullybaked, Jul 13 2004
  

       How about a singing FU Gorillagram.
Eugene, Jul 13 2004
  

       I'd personally like to have a billboard erected in front of the person's house.
schematics, Jul 14 2004
  

       Shouldn't it be 'F-Y"?
a121509, Jul 14 2004
  

       I think F.U was made famous by that terrible song, "F.U.R.B". The letter U obviously seemed like a better option, since the letter Y would make it look like a song about a troll.
spiritualized, Jul 14 2004
  

       If you could send these collect (cash-on-delivery), it would be even better!
phundug, Jul 15 2004
  

       I heard a rumor that Dick Cheney is baking this as a subsidiary of Halliburton.
krelnik, Jul 15 2004
  


 

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