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We all love to carry our bagels around in the front waistband of our jeans (ala Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times At Ridgemont High), but this is not completely sanitary. The new Fast TImes Bagel Sani-Holder is a sterile, thin, biodegradable membrane which surrounds the bagel, preventing direct contact with
either your jeans or your waist. It is held in place with a small cardboard mounting jig. These come is pack of 20, and cost less than $0.10 each.
[kevindimie, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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||Why do you carry it around. I thought you were meant to eat it? Excuse my ignorance.
||Why don't you just put your bagel in a sandwich baggie - ziploc etc. - not biodegradable, but is reusable. And if your pants fit right, you wouldn't need a jig to hold it.
||"...a sterile, thin, biodegradable membrane which surrounds the bagel, preventing direct contact with either your jeans or your waist."
A paper napkin?
||What we need is a bagel holster, so that you can remove the bagel from your belt at a moments notice. Handy when confronted by an attack by cream cheese rings.
||That happen often in your neighbourhood Cedar Park? I gotta visit more often if that's the case!