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Find Osama Cereal

Osama Bin Laden themed cereal
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This cereal has little corn puffs shaped like little sand dunes and caves. Inside every box is a single marshmallow treat shaped like Osama Bin Laden. It is your job to FIND him amoungst the caves and dunes, CAPTURE him with your spoon, DROWN him in your milk to the point of near-death, and then CRUSH him in your mandibles (or mouth, if you don't have mandibles), GRIND him into a paste, and then SLAM him down into your gullet, where you slowly DIGEST him in acid. Later on you get the pleasure of POOPING him out, and then FLUSHING him down the toilet (I'm assuming you pooped him into a toilet) with the rest of the SEWAGE. Part of a complete breakfast.
DeathNinja, Jul 18 2003


       This will be a very collectible item 50 years from now. I can see it on Antiques Roadshow. A most exquisite specimen. (P.S. The guy *would* make a very funny cereal box character, wouldn't he?)
phundug, Jul 18 2003

       Like "Where's Waldo?" 'sept...dif'rnt.
vendetta, Jul 18 2003

       Should all the rest of the cereal be made up of innocent Muslims, so we can 'accidentally' kill them all in the hunt for the bad guys? I thought that was the new game.
sambwiches, Jul 18 2003

       I really don't want to eat Osama bin Laden.
waugsqueke, Jul 18 2003

       what waugsy said. (still, I like the idea that somebody else will eat him) ++
Pericles, Jul 19 2003

       Oi! Who dropped the bunker buster in my breakfast bowl?
DrCurry, Jul 19 2003

       "And in the bottom of the packets there are weapons of mass destruction" it says on the side. But they're never in there.
git, Jul 19 2003


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