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Eyelid activated persistence of vision glasses for reading ironic text.
These are not computerized glasses, but some simple
reconfiguation of photographic technology and spectacles.
Most glasses provide some degree of protection from
brightness, or otherwise assist the wearer's sight. However,
these ironic glasses are for viewing irony, through applying
and likely not improving sight beyond the persistence of
vision effect they affect. These glasses flash textual imprints
upon the eye, actuated by the opening eye, and utilizes the
closing reflex to ready the next slide. By repeatedly opening
the eye, being flashed, reflexively closing the eye, reading the
persistence of vision temporarily imprinted in/ on the eye and
then reopening for the next flash, something akin to looking at
things could be had in a way of not looking at things. The
length of the text should correspond to the measurable
quantity of persistence.