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||Then there are those of us with Scots genes who consume as much of the beastie as we have paid for - gristle, skin, all the gunk from inside prawn heads...
||Those poor, wee, cowr'n timerous beasties,
Ne wonder a panic lies w'in their breasties.
They need ta start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle,
The deep-fat fryer's aboot it's crackle!
They divven knaa, noor hay t'function,
Tha' a Scott would chew them wi'an onion,
Oor garnish wi' a jalapeno.
They shou' be startled!
An' run, thy poor, earth-born brothers,
Awain the nicht, a Scott hunger's!
||see "Throbbing Gristle" under eighties music... could
there be a Gristle Hammock and can I order one up? xz
||This opens the possibility for a new line of plush toys: Gristley Bears.
||when Unabubba says these words, strange things soon occur