Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Gummi-(Insert random item here)

Enough with the gummi-animals! I want my gummi hat!
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Gummi food is undeniably tasty. The problem I have is that I can only get gummi worms, bears, o's, and fruits. I may have missed one or two, but point is, these are old hat. I want to eat my gummi-stapler!
nizgy16, Mar 28 2002


       Seems reasonable - novelty sweets are great, like those gummy-fried eggs or sweetie cigarettes. Half the fun of the sweet is that it doesn't look like a sweet, though I know sweetie cigarettes are not very pc these days.
salachair, Mar 28 2002

salachair, Mar 28 2002

       - "Ow!"
- "Sorry, I thought they were gummi-genitalia"
hippo, Mar 28 2002

       I discovered gummis as a youngster in Germany long before they were introduced to the U.S. Later, back in the U.S., I imported Gummi Bears from Germany for fund-raising efforts. I still love all things gummi, and occasionally resurrect my efforts to persuade my wife that gummis are The Perfect Food (along with cherries), and deserve their own food group on the food pyramid. In a small way, I consider myself a gummivangelist.   

       So I will vote for this idea, even though over the years, there are precious few shapes I have not seen in gummi form (mostly in Germany), so it is pretty nearly baked.
beauxeault, Mar 28 2002

       Didn't [benfrost] have his own idiosyncratic take on this?
angel, Mar 28 2002

       Actually, hippo, gummi-genitalia do exist. Our choir recently endowed the director with a package of these as a joke.
Pseudonym #3, Mar 28 2002

       Oh those crazy choir folk! (One member of our choir regularly passes around a jar of brandied dates.)   

       I'd like to have an actual-size gummi-1959 Cadillac hearse.
waugsqueke, Mar 28 2002

       Isn't that your dream girl, waugs: a brandied date?
bristolz, Mar 28 2002

       She's more of a vodka type.
waugsqueke, Mar 28 2002

       You can get gummi sports equiptment
[ sctld ], Mar 28 2002

       If you use gummi vodka, do you end with a gummi-tini?
bobzaguy, Mar 29 2002

       Old-fashioned gummis are nice, but beer gummis are cheaper.
reensure, Mar 29 2002


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