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Halfbakery Based Standup Routine

All the joke ideas posted on the HB over the years crafted into a standup comedy routine
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Inspired by the swiper bra, a pretty funny concept.

Wondering if somebody could, with a little bit of skill, piece together all the best joke ideas from throughout the years and do a standup comedy act around them.

Disunirregardless of whether the idea is good or not, the routine would through some premise, stitch them together into a monolog resulting in big laughs for all.

doctorremulac3, Aug 06 2014

Pretty funny Swiper_20Bra
[doctorremulac3, Aug 06 2014]

not exactly standup but halfbakery ideas have been played for lols on the wireless _22Genius_22_20Radio_20Show
[calum, Aug 06 2014]

Take my Wife Trousers, please Wife_20Trousers
Like it says. [Ander, Apr 12 2016]

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       We understand that, by convention, standup comedy involves being in a location containing other real humans, and even interacting with them, which is where this idea falls down of course.
8th of 7, Aug 06 2014
  

       I didn't know there were joke ideas on here.
pocmloc, Aug 06 2014
  

       "And with that admission, M'Lud, we contend that the case against [pocmloc] is proven beyond reasonable doubt ..."
8th of 7, Aug 06 2014
  

       "So these three guys walk into the Kiribaticentrifugomobile terminal..."
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 06 2014
  

       I thought that all of the best gags on the halfbakery had already been repurposed by the writers of various sit-coms and late night talk shows.   

       The standupee had better get his category right.
Ling, Aug 06 2014
  

       :D
FlyingToaster, Aug 07 2014
  

       Pedantic hecklers shouting "mfd" and throwing custard pies to choruses of "Aaaarrrrr, thar he blows!"   

       PS. 21 Quest...I've heard that one before! <sound of flying custard>
Ling, Aug 07 2014
  

       21 Quest made me laugh today. Again.
blissmiss, Aug 07 2014
  

       Some of them could re-recreated on video, eg arctic explorer pantomime horse outfit would be cinematic....
not_morrison_rm, Aug 07 2014
  

       "Three halfbakers walk into a pub and hurt themselves, then start arguing and blaming one another for missing the door ..."
8th of 7, Aug 07 2014
  

       Well done 21Q.   

       I bet most HB humour is done while sitting down.
AusCan531, Aug 07 2014
  
      
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