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Halfbakery Based Standup Routine

All the joke ideas posted on the HB over the years crafted into a standup comedy routine
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Inspired by the swiper bra, a pretty funny concept.

Wondering if somebody could, with a little bit of skill, piece together all the best joke ideas from throughout the years and do a standup comedy act around them.

Disunirregardless of whether the idea is good or not, the routine would through some premise, stitch them together into a monolog resulting in big laughs for all.

doctorremulac3, Aug 06 2014

Pretty funny Swiper_20Bra
[doctorremulac3, Aug 06 2014]

not exactly standup but halfbakery ideas have been played for lols on the wireless _22Genius_22_20Radio_20Show
[calum, Aug 06 2014]

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Like it says. [Ander, Apr 12 2016]


       We understand that, by convention, standup comedy involves being in a location containing other real humans, and even interacting with them, which is where this idea falls down of course.
8th of 7, Aug 06 2014

       I didn't know there were joke ideas on here.
pocmloc, Aug 06 2014

       "And with that admission, M'Lud, we contend that the case against [pocmloc] is proven beyond reasonable doubt ..."
8th of 7, Aug 06 2014

       "So these three guys walk into the Kiribaticentrifugomobile terminal..."
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 06 2014

       I thought that all of the best gags on the halfbakery had already been repurposed by the writers of various sit-coms and late night talk shows.   

       The standupee had better get his category right.
Ling, Aug 06 2014

FlyingToaster, Aug 07 2014

       Pedantic hecklers shouting "mfd" and throwing custard pies to choruses of "Aaaarrrrr, thar he blows!"   

       PS. 21 Quest...I've heard that one before! <sound of flying custard>
Ling, Aug 07 2014

       21 Quest made me laugh today. Again.
blissmiss, Aug 07 2014

       Some of them could re-recreated on video, eg arctic explorer pantomime horse outfit would be cinematic....
not_morrison_rm, Aug 07 2014

       "Three halfbakers walk into a pub and hurt themselves, then start arguing and blaming one another for missing the door ..."
8th of 7, Aug 07 2014

       Well done 21Q.   

       I bet most HB humour is done while sitting down.
AusCan531, Aug 07 2014


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