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New out from BorgCo, quite similar to a regular pc keyboard, but with subtle differences.
The win ... wind ...wwwii ... the key with the odd wavy flag symbol is replaced with one which shows a croissant-and-fishbone.
Pressing this key in combination with other keys performs specialsed actions.
<HB>
+ <Home> launches the web browser and if necessary logs you into the home page.
<HB> + <+> buns an idea
<HB> + <-> bones an idea
<HB> + <a> starts an annotation
... etc. etc.
Available now in genuine simulated plastic-effect, comes fitted with a 5-pin DIN plug for easy attachment to your PC/XT. No half-serious half-baker would settle for anything less ! A bargain at USD$59.99 including packaging, shipping, handling, flaky crumbs and a disturbing odour of old kipper.
Comes complete with drivers for all popular non-GUI operating systems on an 8" hard-sectored floppy disk (versions on paper tape or RL02 hard disk available at extra cost).
Order now and get the special fishbone/croissant serial mouse included for only USD$29.99 !
(Mouse can be purchased separately for USD$19.99 plus USD$10.00 shipping).
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I dunno. Maybe if an ADB version comes out. |
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It's the Winkey - the only key named after a body part? |
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However, the bakery already has accesskeys available. To annotate this I pressed alt+shift+a and now I am about to press alt+shift+o |
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// Maybe if an ADB version comes out // |
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We can do you an OCD version ... |
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Yes, yes, shortcut keys ... not quite the same as having a "special" key though, is it ? |
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At last. An embodiment of the fragrant smell of old kippers. Kipper lovers will definitely fall for this. Should sell like hot fish cakes. |
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<meaningful pause while assembled
halfbakers wait for [21Q] to go and check
what a 'kipper' actually is> |
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In my hand I'm holding a can of kippered boneless herring fillets. How is this possible? Because kippering is a process done to fish for preservation. |
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Well, I'M not going to buy the mouse for USD$29.99 as I'll just cleverly buy the one USD$19.99 plus USD$10.00 shipping. I'm not stupid you know. |
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I'll just take the shipping for USD$10.00. |
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