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The umpire during a tennis match, reads out a fairytale, joke, news report or whatever has been organised before the match, through a PA system so everyone in the stadium can listen quite clearly. The delivery has pauses here and there to coincide with each player hitting and returning the ball - as
well as ruling for the match.
" It was very late.. yet the little mermaid ... could ...not take her eyes from the ship ....or from the ... beautiful . .. OUT! ADVANTAGE RODDICK!"
The traditional badminton version, centers mostly around Aesop's Fables, and players may dress as the characters in these delightful strories for children.
||Funny how you start rating ideas on the creator's past performance. I was about to bone this as it's pretty below par for [benfrost], but that seems to be unfair punishment for him having posted some really funny ones before. Neutral.
||There's so much drivel on the Bakery
these days, so I thought it was time to
revive some of the minor classics (in my
opinion) Gem - especially the title +