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These are vending machines that dispense toupees, ski
masks, prosthetic stick on mustaches and beards and over
sized rubber president masks.
The Head Gear Vending Machines are deployed outside of
banks and bodegas.
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||Whilst I wanted to give a croissant for this, I noticed you are
actually wanting to sell disguises for robberies...
||Don't ask where you got this bun.