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High-friction pyjamas

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Pyjamas with strategic high-friction patches to prevent your restless bed-partner dragging all the covers off you.
hippo, Dec 17 2007

http://www.pastyman...s/large/pasties.jpg [calum, Dec 17 2007]

Synthetic Setae http://en.wikipedia...iki/Synthetic_setae
Wikipedia page [apocalyps956, Dec 17 2007]


po, Dec 17 2007

       likelihood of suffering grazes?
pertinax, Dec 17 2007

       - a small price to pay.
hippo, Dec 17 2007

       High-friction merkin and pasties as sop to nude sleepers?
calum, Dec 17 2007

po, Dec 17 2007

calum, Dec 17 2007

po, Dec 17 2007

       A high-friction pubic wig and pasties including (liquid soaked bread)? Sounds like a dinner party in a bordello.
skinflaps, Dec 17 2007

       Excellent - Velcro pyjamas and duvet covers. I'm kinda struck with the idea of Velcro pyjamas, by themselves, actually
Dub, Dec 17 2007

       Would certainly seperate the wheat from the chafe.
4whom, Dec 17 2007

       //I'm kinda struck with the idea of Velcro pyjamas//   

       Yeah, throw in some sticklebricks to liven things up a bit.
skinflaps, Dec 17 2007

       Will this work on satin sheets?
elhigh, Dec 17 2007

       Why not artificial setae?
apocalyps956, Dec 17 2007

       This is baked by my girlfriend, she just "forgets" to shave her legs.
Noexit, Dec 17 2007

       Smear oneself with maple syrup before retiring ?
8th of 7, Dec 17 2007

       - sugary knot?
Jinbish, Dec 17 2007

       Nice...would they come in flanel?
Monty6, Dec 18 2007

       Wouldn't it be easier to dress the other person in something slippery? A latex body suit and a layer of baby oil, say?
baconbrain, Dec 18 2007

       Or just coat them with spek, if you have bacon in mind.
4whom, Dec 18 2007

       // bacon in mind //   

       No, bacon FOR a mind; pickled in chemicals and fried to a crisp ....
8th of 7, Dec 18 2007

       No, it's barely noon here. I'm not quite fried yet. * * * * Okay, now I am.
baconbrain, Dec 18 2007

       <pours maple syrup over deep fried [baconbrain] >   

       <looks expectantly at toaster>
8th of 7, Dec 18 2007

       Fighting for possession of the duvet is often the best bit of the day, so (-) from me.
DrBob, Dec 20 2007

       I tend to be the stealer, rather than the stealee, so I am sorely tempted to bone this. But it's a good idea for couples which don't include me.
shapu, Dec 20 2007

       Rug burns keep comin to mind. You would have to be v_e_r_y careful if you fell off the bed and made mad passionate love on the floor in the middle of the night with your jammies still on...
blissmiss, Dec 20 2007

       we can all dream, blissy ;)
po, Dec 20 2007

       [Hoping hippo keeps a bucket of water handy, in case all that friction sets fire to the bed.]
DrCurry, Dec 20 2007

       Pajamas are for traipsing from room to room at PlayBoy Mansions & swing parties, not sleeping...
Macdaddyx1, Feb 10 2008


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