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The more observant of you will have noticed that if you tap a mug of cold milk with a spoon, it goes "plink", whereas a mug of hot milk goes "clunk". This is because (for reasons I have yet to discern) hot milk has a lower resonanant frequency than cold milk. I expect it's something to do with viscosity.
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experiment I believe it should be possible to use temperature to tune the milk within a range of about an octave, enough to perform a simple piece of music. The organ itself is comprised of thirteen thermostatically controlled electric heating elements that hang from a rack into thirteen mugs of milk below. The are positioned in the same manner as a standard piano keyboard and tuning is achieved by large bakelite thermostat knobs mounted above each element. The mugs themselves are played with a pair of shiny new teaspoons (supplied).
Girls can buy two and invite men home to play with their pair of hot milk organs. Although I very much doubt that they will.
Bottle Organ
http://www.peterson.../news/bbo/index.cfm A similar sort of concept but not as warm. [DrBob, Nov 17 2005]
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//Girls can buy two and invite men home to play with their pair of hot milk organs// Putting the 'ho' into 'Horlicks'. |
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"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner music's made" |
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Couldn't resist could ya Ian? |
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I think you are all just being titillating |
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