While finishing off my idea for hedgehog grenades backed up with pangolin claymores for the human wave attacks I realised that some tawdry online game site had come up with "hedgehog grenades". Tch! So, is this prior art or not?
Anyway, it was a devil to stop the pangolins wandering off, had the
RSPCA in three times in the same week, I can tell you.
Enough of the digressonoids. So, I give you the "How to get Funds for Dubious Purposes".
Imagine you are planning to buy drugs/guns/hamster porn, whatever to make a healthy profit ie 100% or more, the problem is, you have no money.
So, what you do is put your ad on one of the online sales/auctions etc. The item should be less than or $50-ish , maybe an exercise machine, blender, bluetooth speakers etc. Make sure your location is down as Inner Mongolia or summat far away.
This gives you at least five weeks to accomplish at least one, or possibly all, of the tasks in paragraph 4. Then you send messages to all the customers saying the suppliers let you down, but here's your $49.99 back + $10 for the inconvenience. Game over.