h a l f b a k e r y
Free set of rusty screwdrivers if you order now.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
or get an account
International Vanity Month
Nowadays, attention to personal appearance is on the increase. Metrosexuality os no longer taboo, and female competativeness is sky.
I Propose declaring April as the International Vanity Month (as it's the Month of Aphrodite - Greek Godess of Love and Beauty). Everyone would focus solely on their
physical appearance in a personal bid to better represent themselves visually, and thus inspiring self-confidence.
On this month, everyone interested in taking part in this festivity would expoit the gyms, beauty salons, spas, fashion, social scenes, and generally try to be the alpha-male or female in their immediate surroundings.
Local bi-monthly tabloids could be put together, charities, events, ect. could all stem from this month of self-love and complete act of vanity
NB: This is by no means some sort of pretentious atrificial celebration, but rather paying homage to the lovely mythical goddess, and focussing on tangible and intangible self-improvement.
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)
||In what way is this not every month of the year already?
||Why do I have to be pretty to be an alpha? Come on over here, I will thrash you with a branch.
||// IVM //
I'm just now realizing the difficulties that must have been faced by dyslexic Roman people.
||Obviously, you've never been to California.