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Juke Box Toaster

toaster that works like a juke box
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Instead of always having to store separately, then insert slices of bread, why not get a Juke Box Toaster?

With this new mechanical toaster, the entire sliced loaf is pre-loaded by the bakery into a reusable cartridge carrier. (so no wasteful packaging)

The cartridge slots into the Juke Box Toaster, providing for hygienic, (cockroach proof etc) convenient storage. Because the bread is also kept refrigerated, large amounts can be stored for extended periods of time.

At the press of a button a slice of bread is selected and delivered into the toasting bay, using a mechanism similar to that of a Juke Box. Music of choice is also played as a bonus to accompany the entire process.

In no time at all, delightful toast will appear.

xenzag, Mar 15 2018

Accompanying music https://www.youtube...watch?v=WJmKStqugMc
[MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018]

Guitar hero ? https://www.youtube...watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0
The thankless lot of a delivery driver [8th of 7, Mar 15 2018]

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       Now this is actually a good idea.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018

       Our delivery crew are on the way. (one of my fav tracks too, as posted several times on HB, but always worth introducing to the colonial natives who know nothing about either bread or toast)
xenzag, Mar 15 2018

       Excellent. Please contact [8th] for invoicing.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018

       He'll be too busy being the transportation donkey, doubled over on all fours as he's "mushed" along with the heavy juke box attached to his back using industrial strength hawsers. It's quite a spectacle.
xenzag, Mar 15 2018

       <applies fingertip pressure to Jukebox Toaster mounted on BorgCo antigrav pallet sled/>   

       <watches delivery drift slowly away on frictionless support/>   

       <doubles over laughing at [xen]'s discomfiture/>
8th of 7, Mar 15 2018

       If only Max had paid on time, those gravel impacted hands and knees would have been avoided, but alas there was no budget for any antigravity device except in your dreams. Don't forget to clean out the crumb tray either, after you complete the set up and test of the new appliance.
xenzag, Mar 15 2018

       Have we got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries ? Have we got to move these refrigerators, we gotta move these color TV's ?   

       We would obviously much prefer to be playin' the guitar on the MTV, although we will pass on the earring.
8th of 7, Mar 15 2018

       <CAUTION> Men at work, as which is good, as singing isn't their forte...
RayfordSteele, Mar 15 2018

       //playin' the guitar on the MTV//   

       The collective is somewhat behind. Music vanished from MTV so long ago the music they played was still OK. Last time I checked, there were some dreadful rapper types showing off their several large TVs. I always wanted the Queen to go on, just to make everyone else irrelevant. "One's better Rembrandt's are kept in one's nicer castles, now this diamond is easily large enough to beat someone to death with"
bs0u0155, Mar 15 2018

       // dreadful rapper types //   

       Oxymoron. There are no rapper types that are not dreadful.
8th of 7, Mar 15 2018


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