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Kegel Egg

Sex toy that squawks like a chicken as the user does kegel exercises
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Much like ben-wa balls, this device is an egg shaped device which is placed in the vagina to facilitate kegel exercises. As the user successfully does a kegel exercise, the device will emit a short chicken-like cluck or squawk. As the force and duration of the kegel exercises are increased, the volume, duration and desperation of the squawk will increase as well, thus rewarding the user for their efforts.

There is the possibility that the device could emit some other sound, but we thought that the squawk would be most challenging for the user.

Minoosh, Jan 24 2006

Wikipedia definition of "Kegel Exercise" http://en.wikipedia...wiki/Kegel_exercise
No, it has nothing to do with kegling or keglers. And if it does, you should reduce the size of the ball used or consider different playmates. [jurist, Jan 24 2006]


       Could there be a toy inside like a Kinder egg?   

       Wouldn't placing an egg in there defy the point of the exercise?
Shz, Jan 24 2006

       I think it should be round and make a barking sound; then call it the Kegel Beagle Bagel.
Seven, Jan 24 2006

       Kegel Kugel, shirley?
coprocephalous, Jan 24 2006

       I dont see how a squaking vagina is any kind of reward.
notmarkflynn, Jan 24 2006

       "Darling, what's that squawking noise emanating from your abdomen?"   

       "That's my egg, honey."   

       "I'm going to the pub. I may be some time."
wagster, Jan 24 2006

       So that ladies can practice choking the chicken?
ye_river_xiv, Apr 26 2007


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