Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Lake Of Bake

To Nirvana's Lake of Fire
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Where do bad yolks go when they die?
They don’t go to the ‘bakery where the bakers are high
They go to the omelet or perhaps the stir fry
Will see them again with that reflux of mine

I knew a baker who came from Duluth
Prone to complaining about her bluetooh
Jotted down her idea just a little too soon
And flew away howling on the yellow moon

theircompetitor, Dec 15 2016


       Shirley this version would have sold better. [+]
whatrock, Dec 17 2016


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