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Last words section in death certificate

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In death certificates, there should be a provision for an optional section where the last words of a person should be recorded down if possible.
mofosyne, May 20 2016

General John Sedgwick https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/John_Sedgwick
Sad, but true. [8th of 7, May 20 2016]


       "Loaded ? Don't be stupid, it's perfBANG"
8th of 7, May 20 2016

       "Mmmm! Homemade fugu!"
Canuck, May 20 2016

       "Put my last words down on some bloody form? Over my dead
MaxwellBuchanan, May 20 2016

       <General John Sedgwick>   

       "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."   

       </General John Sedgwick>   

8th of 7, May 20 2016

       With a part where you can simply check the box if he said: "Hold my beer and watch this."   

       Not sure if this was meant to be tongue in cheek but this should really be a thing. [+]
doctorremulac3, May 20 2016

       I've come close a time or three and so far it's almost always been "Oh, shit!"   

       Say, who's bright idea was it to have a non German speaking attendant with Einstein while he lay dying anyway?   

       Of all the last words to have missed, his will be missed the most... and we don't even know it.   

       "Errr ... the red wire, I think. Yes, the red wire ... not the blue wire. Definitely. Go on then, cut the red wire, I'm quite sure it'll-"   

       "Lovely mushroom soup, this ... freshly picked in your garden ? Really ?"   

       "Oh come on, there's no way that little thing's dangerous, look, watch me-"
8th of 7, May 20 2016

       // so far it's almost always been "Oh, shit!" //   

       That's much better than "Ohshi-", though...
8th of 7, May 20 2016

       You can make it easily. The train's not coming that fast.
whatrock, May 20 2016

       "This is the last time I'm going to say this..."
4and20, May 21 2016

       Shades of the Halfbakery Kiss of Death idea<hears the rotors of the HB black helicopter overhead zeroing in on my posi... >
not_morrison_rm, May 21 2016

       I actually love this idea, as long as they are as hysterical, and sweet as my mom's. she yelled out "chocolate". very loud. She passed away 2 days later. Musta been the morphine.
blissmiss, May 21 2016


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