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Legally Binding Obese Woman Singing Termination

Make it officially over when the fat lady sings
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Apologies for the ideological unsoundness.

The government employs a female opera singer whose role is to sing the official decision on such matters as elections, wars, peace and laws, rather like Royal assent. Once she has sung, all debate is over and it's on the books.

Useful for presidential elections and stuff.

nineteenthly, Nov 06 2020

El Gordo result singing https://www.youtube...watch?v=BRgas3xBhYc
Most boring telly ever, apparently. [nineteenthly, Nov 08 2020]

More Klingon... https://en.m.wikipe.../wiki/%CA%BCu%CA%BC
'u' [RayfordSteele, Nov 09 2020]


       This idea cannot possibly be improved. [+]
8th of 7, Nov 06 2020

       Not a fan of just one singer. Better jf there is a requirement to perform Wagner's complete Ring Cycle.
sninctown, Nov 06 2020

       So, the opera ain't over 'till the fat lady Rings ?
8th of 7, Nov 06 2020

       So let it be intonated - so let it be done.
lurch, Nov 06 2020

       It's opera, [lurch], you have to say it at least six times, then say it in a different way, then another repetition.
8th of 7, Nov 06 2020

       [8th of 7]; and also in Italian, or possibly German (or Latin if you're really fancy...).
neutrinos_shadow, Nov 06 2020

       ... is still better than Vogon poetry.
8th of 7, Nov 07 2020

       One phat concession letter.
wjt, Nov 07 2020

       Made my night, nineteenthly. Yay. She has sung.
blissmiss, Nov 07 2020


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