Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Lintless Belly Buttons

Neither inny nor outy
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When is the last time you cleaned your dog's belly button? Time seems to have genetically engineered dogs so that they have neither an inny nor an outy. There must be a gene that defines what is left when the umbilical cord is cut and dried. Think of all the money we will save in Q Tips!
KramShecet, Jun 02 2003


       Some navel-gazers observe lint in the mistaken belief they're being religious.
thumbwax, Jun 02 2003

       What’s a ‘pinky’ [toe]?
Shz, Jun 02 2003

       Well, this screws my idea for an avian navel cleaner…
pluterday, Jun 02 2003

       I thought it might be medical terminology I didn’t know.
Shz, Jun 02 2003

       "No, not a sailor's cap, I want a _navel_ cap!"
Tiger Lily, Jun 03 2003


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