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Recently (yesterday actually) a well known politician had his speech almost totally drowned out by bag-pipe playing.
Lip-sync Bagpipes is a simple on/off feature that you could activate on any digital device, TV/phone/laptop as soon as any politician started speaking.
Instead of hearing their
words, you would be treated to lip-synched bag-pipe playing.
Works with any politician and not just golf cheaters. (separate idea under development for that)
Pro-version offers an extended range of similar instruments ie Uilleann pipes, Zampogna, Säckpipa etc
For nearly perfect example see link
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/uBCW8a0PmAU
Close to perfection [xenzag, Jul 29 2025]
Lots of supporters in Scotland evidently.
https://youtu.be/Y3...si=DLzUqoFftqPWvB3C Its good that people can have differing views on politics without necessarily hating each other, an approach many of us take. [doctorremulac3, Jul 29 2025]
Prior art
https://www.youtube...watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4 [calum, Jul 29 2025]
How To Cheat At Golf
https://www.youtube.../shorts/flihVJu9850 a new idea generator [xenzag, Jul 29 2025]
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Amazing. That's like the first press event he's done where there's seemingly some semblance of rationality. |
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Coming up on 300 posts about Donald Trump. So many other things in life besides mindless obsessive hate. |
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I used to think these were political but I see you started posting these hate rants about Donald Trump a decade before he even got into politics. Guess you were obsessed with his reality TV show or something. Never watched it myself. |
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As this is a consumer-level digital service, I feel like there's a continuum you can apply here: at one end unadulterated, at the hinder end it's a World Pipe Band championships sonic assault, but in between it runs through "has inhaled helium" (see link), vocoder, talkbox, with various gradations of bagpipe dotted throughout. |
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I had forgotten how great it was when Gerry Adams was replaced by a hamster voice - brilliant. |
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Meanwhile, wonder if anyone has created a set of Trumpstein shaped bagpipes? ie when the musician squeezes the orange flesh coloured flabby body of the instrument, uncontrolled discordant wailing emerges from the pipes. |
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