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Lip-Sync Bagpipes

bagpipe lip-synchronised to politicians speaking
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Recently (yesterday actually) a well known politician had his speech almost totally drowned out by bag-pipe playing.

Lip-sync Bagpipes is a simple on/off feature that you could activate on any digital device, TV/phone/laptop as soon as any politician started speaking.

Instead of hearing their words, you would be treated to lip-synched bag-pipe playing.

Works with any politician and not just golf cheaters. (separate idea under development for that)

Pro-version offers an extended range of similar instruments ie Uilleann pipes, Zampogna, Säckpipa etc

For nearly perfect example see link

xenzag, Jul 29 2025

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/uBCW8a0PmAU Close to perfection [xenzag, Jul 29 2025]

Lots of supporters in Scotland evidently. https://youtu.be/Y3...si=DLzUqoFftqPWvB3C
It’s good that people can have differing views on politics without necessarily hating each other, an approach many of us take. [doctorremulac3, Jul 29 2025]

Prior art https://www.youtube...watch?v=w6UhXivPyw4
[calum, Jul 29 2025]

How To Cheat At Golf https://www.youtube.../shorts/flihVJu9850
a new idea generator [xenzag, Jul 29 2025]

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       Amazing. That's like the first press event he's done where there's seemingly some semblance of rationality.
RayfordSteele, Jul 29 2025
  

       Coming up on 300 posts about Donald Trump. So many other things in life besides mindless obsessive hate.   

       I used to think these were political but I see you started posting these hate rants about Donald Trump a decade before he even got into politics. Guess you were obsessed with his reality TV show or something. Never watched it myself.
doctorremulac3, Jul 29 2025
  

       As this is a consumer-level digital service, I feel like there's a continuum you can apply here: at one end unadulterated, at the hinder end it's a World Pipe Band championships sonic assault, but in between it runs through "has inhaled helium" (see link), vocoder, talkbox, with various gradations of bagpipe dotted throughout.
calum, Jul 29 2025
  

       I had forgotten how great it was when Gerry Adams was replaced by a hamster voice - brilliant.   

       Meanwhile, wonder if anyone has created a set of Trumpstein shaped bagpipes? ie when the musician squeezes the orange flesh coloured flabby body of the instrument, uncontrolled discordant wailing emerges from the pipes.
xenzag, Jul 29 2025
  
      
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