Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Lipid Olympics

Systematic public humiliation
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A special Olympic Games for the terminally obese.

Apart from categories like Fattest Human (Male, female, mxed doubles) there would be a range of demeaning events in which fatties would be encouraged to do funny stuff.

Water Javelin - lardarses attempt to evade, by swimming, a trained Japanese harpooner.



Sumo wrestling.

.... and many other activities intended solely for the entertainment of the merely plump.

Sponsorship from Mcdonalds, Coca-Cola, Krispy Kreme, and Lindt.

8th of 7, Apr 29 2016


       And which event(s) would you be entering, [8th]?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 29 2016

       Thanks Ian, now my brain's stuck visualizing a sumo-wrestler orrery.   

       I will gladly contribute $5 towards the commissioning of such.
FlyingToaster, Apr 29 2016

       Anorexics Unite, you have nothing to lose.   

       A companion Olympics for thin people for Jack Sprat to compete in, while his wife eats pie.   

       ----- pedia def. An orrery is a mechanical model of the solar system that illustrates or predicts the relative positions and motions of the planets and moons, usually according to the heliocentric model.
popbottle, Apr 29 2016

       I don't recall ever hearing the end of that story - wasn't somebody training to crawl into a storage tank and inspect it on a schedule, or something like that?
normzone, Apr 30 2016


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