h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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A special Olympic Games for the terminally obese.
Apart from categories like Fattest Human (Male, female, mxed doubles) there would be a range of demeaning events in which fatties would be encouraged to do funny stuff.
Water Javelin - lardarses attempt to evade, by swimming, a trained Japanese
harpooner.
Chair-crushing.
Pie-eating.
Sumo wrestling.
.... and many other activities intended solely for the entertainment of the merely plump.
Sponsorship from Mcdonalds, Coca-Cola, Krispy Kreme, and Lindt.
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And which event(s) would you be entering, [8th]? |
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Thanks Ian, now my brain's stuck visualizing a sumo-wrestler orrery. |
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I will gladly contribute $5 towards the commissioning of such. |
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Anorexics Unite, you have nothing to lose. |
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A companion Olympics for thin people for Jack Sprat to compete in, while his wife eats pie. |
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pedia def.
An orrery is a mechanical model of the solar system that illustrates or predicts the relative positions and motions of the planets and moons, usually according to the heliocentric model. |
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I don't recall ever hearing the end of that story - wasn't somebody training to crawl into a storage tank and inspect it on a schedule, or something like that? |
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