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The malephone is slightly wedge shaped. It is broad at the top and tapers below that. It is not in full detailed form rather it is art nouveau and gently suggestive of the physical traits that women eternally respond to.
The LCD panel window contours in shape to define the pects. The keypad follows
in form. Each pad is shaped and placed respective to washboard cuts in the abdomen. The mic is where you want it to be. The speaker is where you need it to be. The best part is that malephones have many recorded phrases in a wide variety of voices that say the things you need to hear sometimes when *you* need to hear them.
Trouble at the office? At lunch you call time and temperature then interrupt that with the voice *you* need to hear. You come back refreshed. Your coworkers befuddled. Now your day goes better.
Phone for Women
Possibly offensive, definitely in bad taste. You have been warned... [Mr Burns, Oct 16 2002]
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||//The best part is that malephones have many recorded phrases in a wide variety of voices that say the things you need to hear sometimes when *you* need to hear them. //
||Put the kettle on luv. Ta.
<braces for abuse by lady H'bakers>
||<a-la-Jin>Are you listening to me?</a-la-Jin>
||hmm... sounds like you have a reason to bash them...?
||[thcgenius] Can it whisper sweet nothings? And why the fancy shmancy color? - Oh, to coordinate your wardrobe? Okay then.