Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The creation of each individual Mandelbrotwurst is a painstaking operation... literally.
Surgical students in training flock to our facility to compete for the coveted, Mandelbrot Veinous Packing award or MVP for short.

The microscopic surgical capillary stuffing of the first blood pudding filled casing cauterizes to the next larger arterial and aortic sheaths with infinite care, before ever getting to stitch and stuff the small intestine to the large intestine itself. Each section once completed is given a single twist and inserted within the next casing to be stuffed so that the end result requires the same cooking time as a twenty pound turkey.


       [+] for the title.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 04 2019

       "Painstaking operation..." best thing I've read all week.
RayfordSteele, Jul 05 2019

       Did you know that "painstaking" is apparently actually pain + staking, not pains + taking? Apparently, if you're being painstaking, you're staking pain, not taking pains.
notexactly, Jul 10 2019

       I did not know that, and I still do not know that because you made it up.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 10 2019

       I looked it up, and it looks like I did. However, I was sure I had read that somewhere like Eats, Shoots, and Leaves.
notexactly, Jul 11 2019

       No matter how closely you look it still is bologna. Definitely partially and insufficiently baked.
minoradjustments, Dec 12 2023


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