Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Market Capitalisation in Corns

Extrapolate from unicorns.
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A billion-dollar company is a unicorn. Therefore a ten-million-dollar company is a centicorn, a trillion-dollar company would be a kilocorn, etc.
pertinax, Mar 20 2018


       // unicorn //   

       Yeah, bet there's a Sanity Clause, too ...
8th of 7, Mar 20 2018

       Ah - "unicorn"! Now it makes sense. I thought they were talking about eunuch horns.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 20 2018

       I was thinking barleycorns (1/3 inches), which is the measurement used for measuring shoe sizes.
zen_tom, Mar 20 2018

       I had a corn once..... to get rid of it required the same cure for that of a wart (which I've never had) - rub effected area with half of a potato; wrap up the potato half in brown paper and throw into back yard and allow to rot undisturbed; as potato rots, wart (or in my case corn) fades away.
xenzag, Mar 20 2018

       Well yes, [xen], that makes perfect sense.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 20 2018

       <wonders why [xen] hasn't entirely faded away by now, leaving only the corn/>
8th of 7, Mar 20 2018

       <wonders how you get rid of a potato>
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 20 2018

       There are a lot of french people wondering the same thing about M. Macron ...
8th of 7, Mar 20 2018

       Actually, thinking about it, it should be possible to genetically modify a potato to produce both acetyl salicylic acid and an antiviral. This would be perfect for our warty, corny [xen].
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 20 2018

       Not quite as perfect as breaking down the starch, converting it to cellulose, and then nitrating it ...
8th of 7, Mar 20 2018

       chinese took all the horns for medicine. And corns too probably. And the potato.. massive hyperchondriacs
DDRopDeadly, Mar 20 2018

       // massive hyperchondriacs //   

       That's just sick ...
8th of 7, Mar 20 2018

       //wonders how you get rid of a potato//   

       Simple. You hire some Ukranian girls to show up at its house, and instigate a sting operation.
RayfordSteele, Mar 20 2018


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