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This device transponds Xavier Cugat recordings to frequencies detected by
roaches, compelling them to form conga lines leading to the trap which vaporizes
them with high voltage. It also provides entertainment for nostalgic homeowners
bored with the Coronavirus lockdowns.
What cockroaches listen to
https://www.science...acteria-their-feces
[pertinax, Mar 30 2021]
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//transponds// transposes? |
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Although, to make this effective, you might need to transpose
it into a whole different medium - the music of scent. See
link. |
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I would vote for a scaled up version that plays
country and western music and attracts those who
defile the soundscape with its moronic
outpourings. |
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Problem with that idea [xen] is that we might accidentally hear it. |
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I personally love this idea, and only hope it can be tweaked to
work on our STINKY STINK BUG population that is overtaking
my usually calm and peaceful inner being. |
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But Xavier Cugat never recorded a song for stinkbugs. |
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Are you SURE about that??? |
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You could try reusing the original tune and lyrics,
but say “chinche” twice in place of each
“cucuracha” - it might work! |
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La chinche chinche, la chinche chinche
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Una pata para andar
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Humanity might get the technology to simulate the charge shadow of molecules from pure EM field manipulation. A pure plug in device, no chemical reservoirs needed. |
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A synth music to move air molecules is probably involved but the wave calculations to make detailed 3D volumetric E.M. shape patterns is a bit off yet. |
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