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Parkour Fox-Hunting

urban fox, urban hunt
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Hounds will be a problem, because of (a) road accidents and (b) sheer walls. Yelping, scenting drones are proposed. Sorry, no horses.

Horns will be a problem, for lack of free hands. Just pause while blowing.

Riding helmets, tailored breeches and brightly-coloured jackets will not be a problem.

Politicians, celebrities and business people will be expected to put in an appearance, if they wish to maintain any standing in the local community. On the one hand, they will disrupt and inconvenience everyday life. On the other hand, the public will get to see up close what they're made of when facing abrasions, contusions and the occasional spinal injury, and can form judgements accordingly.

What should we put in the stirrup cup? Cocaine? Or is that a bit Eighties?

pertinax, Jul 17 2015

Urban fox candidates https://www.youtube...watch?v=eX1hl79NBao
[normzone, Jul 17 2015]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour [pertinax, Jul 22 2015]

Horses don't have to be excluded data:image/jpeg;bas...3DzdrZREGUiIg//2Q==
Just for fun. [Vernon, Jul 22 2015]


MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 17 2015

       Yeah, I'm going to have to bun this before I get to the idea.
Voice, Jul 17 2015

       Stirrup cup for Parkour Fox-Hunting ? Gatorade.   

       And as for an urban fox, how about one of those scantily clad female track and field stars ?
normzone, Jul 17 2015

       Cool visual. +
blissmiss, Jul 22 2015

       I thought that the politicians, businesspeople, and celebrities were the hunted?
RayfordSteele, Jul 22 2015

       [Vernon], I am intriguated by your link. It seems to be a jpeg compressed into a URL. How does that work?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 22 2015

       I have seen it done before, quite possibly on here. I remenber the instructions to make one were rather arcane, though.
pocmloc, Jul 22 2015


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