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This is one we used to do at high-school basketball games. At each timeout or logical break in the action, a troupe of perky cheerleaders would take the floor and perform a short dance number. As appreciative fans, our goal was to pick the first girl who would, upon resuming her spot on the sidelines,
sneak a finger down to extract that troublesome bit of panty from her backside. Thus the scenario:
1.) Whistle blows, cheerleaders take the floor.
2.) Cheerleaders skip off to polite applause, a few moments pass.
3.) A winner is crowned, with a raucous cheer from a small group in the stands - cheerleaders' heads turn to figure out what we're excited about.
Great fun, and relieves the tedium of a badly mismatched game. Expert spotters learn to catch the early signs (the girl that finishes the routine in a split is the easy favorite) and can place wagers for fun and profit!
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||[PS] yeah, but neither was TPPCPPC, and we like that.
Those girls should have known what hairspray can do for errant panty lines.
||It's really very simple. Hairspray is used by backstage assistants at fashion shows, and by the bikini-clad cognoscenti of St Tropez (among whose number I like to include myself), since it lightly bonds the skin to the knicker fabric, preventing the wedgie. It is not a long term solution though, and you might find your cheerleaders disappearing off into the ladies' room to reapply hairspray at twenty-minute intervals... makes a change from disappearing off to snort charlie I suppose.
by the way, I have never been to St Tropez, but I still like to include myself in bikini cognoscenti, in fact among the knickerscenti in general.
||waug - do you need an excuse?
So, LG, how about post-it-note-glue underwear? Guaranteed anti-wedgie clothing.
||House points awarded to PeterSealy for observation, waugsqueke for his impressive brain-loins and UnaBubba for saving me from having to make the same comment about knickerscenti.
The UK TV programme 'Banzai', which has just finished its run, was a fake Japanese betting show full of stuff like this. Jolly entertaining it was too. So baked(ish)."Bet NOW!"