Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Pinocchio nose measuring instrument
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From a small smiling head protrudes Pinocchioknows, in the form of an extendable telescopic measuring device, pre-calibrated with evidence to give credible support to a range of lies and deceptions. There is an extender kit for reaching out beyond arms length when necessary, and blank spaces for customising the nose by inserting the measurements of your own dubious records.
xenzag, Dec 03 2005


       Attached to read data from a polygraph machine? That would be funny testimony in court. +
Zuzu, Dec 03 2005


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