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Plumbers are know for like places like the kitchen or
bathroom, and they usually have to kneel down, and they end
up showing their butt crack making people around the
So basically the idea is to make them wear overalls, which
would avoid that and they would look more
Other plumbers robbing you blind? Call the Turd Burglar
Replace the flashlight with a plunger [doctorremulac3, Oct 02 2014]
[xenzag, Oct 03 2014]
||How, exactly, will you enforce this overalls-only policy? Are
you talking about creating public awareness of the
epidemic of plumber's crack engulfing the free nations of
the world, or is this some bizarre fascist mandate to be
carried out by military police action?
||By advertising. When its done right, it works.
||A search for the words [ plumbers + overalls ] suggests that you did not perform a similar search before posting this idea.
||I already knew that, but chose mockery over mere
||Or you could go the other route and play up the
cliche' for comedy purposes. "Crack Plumbers: Our
crack plumbers are too busy doing the job right to
worry about fashion." then have a cartoon character
of a plumber's crack sporting guy looking over his
shoulder and giving the thumbs up after fixing the
||There is a local plumbing firm that advertises itself as the
smell-good plumber, in contrast to what they refer to as
stinky buttcrack plumbers. They have a reputation for
being overpriced and somewhat incompetent.
||//They have a reputation for being overpriced and
||LOL. and by contrast we had a local company with a
skunk with a clothespin on it's nose as a mascot with
the slogan "Let Stinky do it!"
||I always thought the best name for a plumbing
company would be "Turd-Burglar". The mascot would
the cliche' burglar with a black eye mask, striped
shirt, 5 o'clock
shadow and 1930s burglar's cap sneaking in the
window with a plunger in his hand instead of a
crowbar. See link and replace the flashlight with a
plunger in your mind's eye.
||Or just print bum cleavage on the overalls, then at least you could standardise it.
||Another solution... see link