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Polar sited office, mounted on a spindle. Rotational
force provided by harnessed polar bears, or flock
of penguins. To get home quicker, simply use trail
of fish to move to a much later timezone.
Like this? [pocmloc, Jan 05 2016]
||yahbut the days are 4,500 hrs long.
||Here we are at the polar post office. Time almost flows backwards on sunny days.
||The problem is getting the penguins to walk in
step, otherwise the office judders and coffee
gets spilt. Neil Desperandum and all that.
||Not to mention the attrition rate of union reps
for the polar bears.