Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Practical Joke Recipes

Something to lighten things up a bit on an otherwise challenging day.
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The recipe shows a picture of a delicious looking loaf of bread for instance.


1- Mix the eggs and flour in a bowl.

2- Now you'll make the zest sauce that gives this bread its zing. Add the baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, approximately one cup. Get the blender ready because you'll need to be stirring it when you add the next ingredient.

3- While blending vigorously, pour in the one cup of vinegar with one quick motion. It's important to pour it all in at once to give it that tart tangy flavor that makes this bread so popular.

Then have a lot of fake reviews saying how great it is, how easy it is to make.

By the way, I hate practical jokes and the people who do them but I felt like typing.

doctorremulac3, Feb 07 2020


       [8th] will doubtless have something to say shortly.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 08 2020

       Incidentally, if you want a little levity in your day, the bloke in the bed diagonally opposite just said "I've got aspirational pneumonia, whatever the f**k that is". I told him it's the kind of pneumonia you have to save up for. I almost choked laughing; he didn't see it.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 08 2020

       Lol. I actually got that. Not just saying it this time. (assuming you didn't actually choke)
doctorremulac3, Feb 08 2020


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