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The recipe shows a picture of a delicious looking loaf of
bread for instance.
1- Mix the eggs and flour in a bowl.
2- Now you'll make the zest sauce that gives this bread
zing. Add the baking powder, bicarbonate of soda,
approximately one cup. Get
the blender ready
because you'll need to be stirring it
when you add the next ingredient.
3- While blending vigorously, pour in the one cup of
with one quick motion. It's important to pour it all in at
once to give it that tart tangy flavor that makes this
Then have a lot of fake reviews saying how great it is,
easy it is to make.
By the way, I hate practical jokes and the people who do
them but I felt like typing.
||[8th] will doubtless have something to say shortly.
||Incidentally, if you want a little levity in your day, the bloke
in the bed diagonally opposite just said "I've got aspirational
pneumonia, whatever the f**k that is". I told him it's the kind
of pneumonia you have to save up for. I almost choked
laughing; he didn't see it.
||Lol. I actually got that. Not just saying it this time.
(assuming you didn't actually choke)