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Priapic Newspaper

No more flaccid broadsheets.
 
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A newspaper printed on newsprint with a bit more rigidity than usual in the paper, so it doesn't go all floppy and fall away from the reader when it's being held up to be read.

This would be especially important if you were reading a prismatic or an antipodal newspaper, where a different slant on the paper puts a different slant on the stories.

UnaBubba, Jun 05 2012

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       Come again?
normzone, Jun 05 2012
  

       On the paper, cat!
UnaBubba, Jun 05 2012
  

       Maybe sensual stroking of the flaccid pages could render them hydraulically turgid.
nineteenthly, Jun 05 2012
  

       That usually makes a newspaper even more flaccid.
UnaBubba, Jun 05 2012
  
      
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