Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Pubic Hairnet

A hairnet for your pubic hair.
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Self-explanatory. To wear when one is cooking in the nude.
fancypants, Oct 30 2007

Pubic Hairnet http://www.webstaur...images/561RBP1M.jpg
You know beards are pubic hair... so, baked. [globaltourniquet, Nov 02 2007]

she wears only an apron http://www.bunnybun...udecookinglink.html
[xandram, Nov 04 2007]


       put on your bacon vest.
po, Oct 30 2007

       We have a rule against cooking naked without an apron in my house. Don't want to risk injury any of the equipment.
normzone, Oct 30 2007

       [Fancy], either you are unusually tall, or your work surfaces are unusually low, if this is an issue for you.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 30 2007

       [Maxwell] ...or unusually hairy.
fancypants, Oct 30 2007

       //[Maxwell] ...or unusually hairy.// Your work surfaces are unusually hairy? I'd say that was more of an issue than your genital coiffure.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 31 2007

       In restaurants, a pubic hat would presumably meet legal requirements just as well as a pubic hairnet.
nuclear hobo, Oct 31 2007

       I thought professional cooks were naked under their overalls.
po, Oct 31 2007

       ... but this is so au contraire to your name [fancypants], unless your pants are made of hairnets.
xandram, Oct 31 2007

       Or woven pubic hair...
jtp, Oct 31 2007

keithbrunkala, Nov 02 2007

       If one shaves or waxes the hairy regions of the kitchen this is no longer an issue.
ye_river_xiv, Nov 02 2007

       You really should trim that region (but not completely though) if you're going to do any nudy cooking, nudy swimming, or nudy photography.
quantum_flux, Nov 03 2007

       There's probably a completely legitimate reason as to why at first I thought this was some sort of a public networking idea, and it doesn't necessarily mean that I am a nerd.
theircompetitor, Nov 03 2007

       What if I am a lady (which I am not) and I have on a shirt, a ball cap, and no undies while doing laundry in my place preparing dinner for some guests?   

       There is only one place the hairs can come from, and this idea stops that.   

       Pure Genius.   

       Beard hair may be the same hair as pubic hair, but it aint pubic hair when its on yer face.
Giblet, Nov 04 2007

       //but it aint pubic hair when its on yer face// Depends on *whose* hair is on your face.
nuclear hobo, Nov 04 2007

       // If one shaves or waxes the hairy regions of the kitchen this is no longer an issue. // I beg to differ. I have worked in environments were even the bald guys were required to wear a hair net.
Jscotty, Nov 05 2007


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