modern bowl cut

You know, being asian, i wished i had more options for a haircut other than the standard bowl cut that thrived from the early 60's to the early 90's. Since i have grown up, i have better tastes....regardless of the fact that i am still cheap. Since i have a large head (think darwins head) simple saucepans and "bowls" do not fit my head.

So, the modern kiddo needs a better solution that caters to their "punk" and "emo" tastes that looks a bit different, yet accomplished the same thing...so i devise the modern bowl cut which gives you a lance bass/boyband affect.

All you have to do is put a collander (the nice spaghetti collanders go well) on your head and nicely place your hair through the holes and you will have a nice, distributed, possibly spiky pattern hair going. Anyways their are many possibilities....like throwing spaghetti sauce on your head and standing in the sun (natural bleaching)

so, if you want something a bit different that doesn't look like some used a razor attached to a vacuum cleaner, i suggest the modern collander bowl cut.