Ransom Cut 'n' Paster

Insert Newspaper and/or Magazine into slot/s.

Computer scans Newspaper/Magazine for whole-word (first dibs) matches, (shotgun) sequences and (third) random, individual letters to create document output to match text input from word processing program on computer.

Cutter/Paster *literally* cuts 'n' pastes letters or words on hardly-used (you *know* you were gonna throw it away) paper in what, to the untrained eye, appears to be a haphazard fashion, resulting in a document which makes use of throwaway materials and increases use of tasty paste.

Use on resumés at your own peril.