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Raspberry Sound Car Exhaust

What I hear when an idiot drives by with a modified loud exhaust system designed to get attention.
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Sticks onto the tailpipes of the idiot who's modified his car to make a lot of noise because he's an idiot. When the idiot drives around people will hear the raspberry noise in the link and the idiot will be creating a sound a little bratty kid might make to get attention because he's an idiot.

Love sports cars, drive one myself but I have no desire to bother people with a loud modified exhaust systems.

ADDENDUM: I switch on your car so you can activate this when somebody cuts you off or honks at you a half second after the light changes.

doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020

Like this. https://www.youtube...watch?v=4xEEkruL75U
[doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020]

How people with loud exhausts think people react. https://www.youtube...watch?v=ylhsbfQTPDQ
[doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020]

Another take on loud idiots. https://www.youtube...watch?v=9LlA0_Hv3CQ
[doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020]

JT8D https://en.wikipedi...tt_%26_Whitney_JT8D
Quite noisy, even without the fart attachment. [8th of 7, Nov 28 2020]

Wow, it's this easy? https://x.com/Inter...1793288258303959284
[doctorremulac3, May 22 2024]


       //loud exhaust system //   

       Will there be a version for the JT-8D ?
8th of 7, Nov 28 2020

       A tractor? Well, you can put this amazingly brilliant invention on any vehicle you want I guess.   


       Let's look at the most brilliant inventions man has created:   

       1- Fart sound car exhaust. 2- Fire. 3- The wheel. 4- Fart sound car exhaust. 5- Agriculture/fart sound car exhaust (tie) 6- Electrical power   

       OK, maybe it's not that great but this would be kind of funny. Pretty easy to make too.
doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020

       // A tractor? //   


8th of 7, Nov 28 2020

       There's always the potato in the tail pipe. Potatoe?
whatrock, Nov 29 2020

       //Let's look at the most brilliant inventions// I dispute your list, I think the Halfbakery should be no.1, thus relegating the fart sound car exhaust to no.2, and so fire comes in at third place. Does that sound reasonable?
pocmloc, Nov 29 2020

       Not entirely ... what about edged tools and weapons ?   

       A better sequence might be:   

       1. Halfbakery
2. Edged weapons
3. Fart sound car exhaust
4. Fire
5. Wheel
8th of 7, Nov 29 2020

       Poc and 8th, both evaluations are valid but I'd put whatrock's potato in a tailpipe in there too.
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2020

       I've added an on off switch so you could blow raspberries at people who honk at you. I would say the new best inventions would be   

       1. Halfbakery 2. Raspberry car horn 3. Science, medicine and all that other nerd shit.
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2020

       We're still holding out for edged weapons as #2.
8th of 7, Nov 29 2020

       //Edged weapons// As opposed to the fictional weapons/tools without edges.   

       Although, the biggest weapon is pretty edge-less.
wjt, Dec 01 2020

       Forget about the idea, the links are pretty funny.   

       But see the last one that shows you how easy it is to do.
doctorremulac3, May 22 2024


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