Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Open other side.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


 

Robotic Teutonic Moronic Lawn Sprinkler

I'll be back
 
(+1, -1)
  [vote for,
against]

Large, semi-inarticulate robot that fills up with water then walks to a spot on your lawn, slings a pump-action shotgun over its shoulder and proceeds to piss all over your lawn.

When it's empty it goes back to the tap for a refill.

"Call me Arnie, the Turfinator"

UnaBubba, Jul 13 2012

[link]





      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle