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Romantic, but doomed to fail.
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Large, semi-inarticulate robot that fills up with water then
a spot on your lawn, slings a pump-action shotgun over its
shoulder and proceeds to piss all over your lawn.
When it's empty it goes back to the tap for a refill.
"Call me Arnie, the Turfinator"