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Seagull Anti-Global-Warming Program

I knew pigeons had to be good for something!
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Seagulls (and pigeons) are famous for dropping their shit on everything below them.
Global warming is a major concern to all but the most wilfully ignorant among us.

UBCo Labs is on the verge of releasing a selectively bred population of seagulls that are trained and programmed from birth (hatching?) to eat foods likely to result in massive quantities of stark white seagull shit being produced throughout the birds' life (30 to 40 years).

This will result in a higher albedo than usual in those land areas where seagulls are normally found, resulting in greater reflection of sunlight back into space, and a slight cooling of Earth.

Coming soon after seagulls... pigeons, crows and emus.

UnaBubba, May 17 2012


       Mike Score and his brother Ali would approve of this.
skinflaps, May 17 2012

       Weren't we bitching about skyrats' lack of defecatory discretion just a couple of days ago? Now you want to go and make _more_ fleigerscheisse?
Alterother, May 17 2012

       Well, it's unlikely they'll stop, so I thought I'd put them to good use.
UnaBubba, May 18 2012


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