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a kite that you fly only around yourself
As you walk down the street without any friends, you
wish to fly a self kite attached to each hand so that you
may swing them around yourself as you walk down the
street, alone, to look like you are having a lot of fun.
You may make these adaptive floaty feather aided kites
to catch attention so that everyone will
you are choosing to show off rather than to be brave and
just walk up to the hottest chick in the room and do the
damned thing for fucks sake instead of flying a damned
kite and pretending like you are satisfied being... alone.
Your self kites may have "L"'s on them for loser.
Dont get it stuck in a tree, unless you live in a tree, in
which case use the self kites as extended climbing and
swinging arms. Just scale up the specs on the kite and it
can be made of strong materials and enable the user to
all sorts of things, like fly.
||[+] but it wasn't an easy decision given //"L"s on them for loser//.
||It's the switch marked I/O .
||I/O Silver. Well, somebody had to say it..