Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Send Dennis Rodman back to NK

As a bioweapon...
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COVID could do at least a bit of good. KJU is obese and unhealthy. Give Rodman some time in Spain or somewhere, and then one handshake from the guy...
RayfordSteele, Oct 12 2020


       The problem is that although he is definitely obese and unhealthy, he's not even 40 years old - and the biggest single determinant for a SARS-Cov-2 fatality is age.   

       If he were twice as old, your Cunning Plan might have a chance of success but it's down there with the "exploding seashells" and "poisoned cigar" attempts to nobble Fidel C, of that ilk ...   

       It's maybe worth a try, but have you considered the parable of "King Log and King Stork" ? What's there may be bad, but the nature of dictatorship can go down as well as up. His replacement might be worse - he's been preparing his sister to take over (allegedly).
8th of 7, Oct 12 2020

       Commendable idea, to be sure.   

       Might also bring along plans for an in-house McDonalds, 5 greasy meals a day, unfiltered Luckys, perhaps an exploding basketball?
whatrock, Oct 12 2020

       ... lifetime* free pass to Dunkin' Donuts...   

       *Fairly short, given the incipient Type II dibetes and the coronary artery disease.
8th of 7, Oct 13 2020

       ^ ever the optimist, [8th]!
whatrock, Oct 13 2020


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