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Clothing that has, on its surface, colored lines that are exactly
one meter, foot, yard, centimeter, inch, and any other metric
or
English units of length long. That way, if you need to measure
something in an emergency, you can just use your pants to do it
(or hold the item to be measured
next to the line on your arm).
The catch here is that the measures are all concealed as part of
a
pattern on the clothing, so you don't go around looking like a
walking ruler.
(?) Prior art...and how.
http://bz.pair.com/fun/DespMeas.html [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2010]
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I believe that, like the Royal Foot, the Pant Ruler suffers from changing length over time possibly in both directions depending on the fabric/location on the garment and the washing and wearing conditions. |
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//so you don't go around looking like a walking ruler// boring [ ] |
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//so you don't go around looking like a walking ruler// What
if you happen to be the queen? |
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//Pant Ruler suffers from changing length// |
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They make a little blue pill for that, [WcW]. |
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May make fitting clothes easier. |
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