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Solar Barbie (an adult novelty figurine)

Barbie with “glow in the dark” vulva
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A good friend recently presented me with the gift of a table top Thomas Edison figure which features one arm raised in the air holding a light bulb, which comes on at night. The back of the figure contains a panel that charges up in sunlight, then releases its stored energy at night via the bulb.

It’s a bit tame for me, but the idea has potential, one of which has taken me to consider the merits of a Barbie Doll version that’s somewhat orientated towards an “adult” direction.

As the name suggests, Barbie lights up using the same method, except in this case its her vulva that glows in the dark, the light softly spilling out downwards from under her dress. This means that Solar Barbie can be positioned in a standing position with legs slightly parted to provide stability and used as a type of table lamp.

She also functions as a book light with a bit of repositioning, her legs and arms gripping the pages of the open book which is illuminated via the light shining from between her thighs.

Deluxe version includes a range of vulva filters enabling a variety of coloured lights to be generated.

xenzag, Jul 07 2025

The Galaxy song https://www.youtube...watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
[Voice, Jul 07 2025]

Preheated? https://www.youtube...watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY
"I'm old Gregg!" [normzone, Jul 09 2025]

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       Puerile. [+]
Voice, Jul 07 2025
  

       I thought everyone had one already?
minoradjustments, Jul 07 2025
  

       //Puerile//   

       Did you mean Purell?...   

       "I'm old Gregg!" (+)
normzone, Jul 09 2025
  

       I was a huge fan of the Boosh, but have never seen that episode before - love it of course and in this tiresome world of pc correctness, I doubt if we'll ever see the likes of the Boosh or League of Gentlemen again, and as for Little Britain, it's totally censored now.
xenzag, Jul 09 2025
  

       This would be a midnight assist for Ken, unless he's busy spanking biker boys at Purgatory.
whatrock, Jul 10 2025
  
      
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