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This lighter is shaped like ready-to-launch space shuttle, or
other space craft of your preference at much reduced scale.
The solid rocket boosters are equipped with real ammonium
perchlorate which can be lit by a little flint wheel hidden in
the bottom of the big fuel tank thingy. You won't
be able to
put the flame out until its fuel is depleted, but on the plus
side, it should work underwater.
||Handy for when your spouse says "pass me the
lighter, will you?" by long-distance phone call.
||Might as well just make thermit matches and be done with it.
||...Can we get thermite matches? I'll take..... A pallet or two.