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The starlings line up and enter the piston
cylinder, one at a time, attracted by their
favourite bird food. They flap around a
trying to get out, causing the cylinder to
before exiting rapidly after the rising
causes them to pass a gap where a
cat leers in
at them. As the cycle
fresh food is deposited, and the cylinder
admits a new starling.
No animal is injured powering the
Engine. Sorry couldn't resist. (an
allegorical agreement with The Sterling
I'll make a
diagram some time if I can be bothered.
||Er.., eider know webber dis one will fly [xenzag].
||They wouldn't be as scared of the cat.
||That is true. Then the use of a leer jet may be in order.
||Is that a device that uses a puff of air to raise skirts for purient purposes?
||Mr. Lear named his daughter Shanda Lear. I thought that was pretty cool.