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- Yikes, I feel like a dung beetle bringing this home from the nursery.
- I guess because its a ball of dung, huh? Which did you buy? Mine is elephant feces with bush mango seeds in it. It feels like its warming up in the plastic already.
- I had a hard time choosing. They also had elephant dung
with northern ilala palm and crap from giraffes, buffalo, kudu, baboons, birds and fruit bats. I ended up purchasing chimpanzee-processed strangler figs.
- It says here the plant seeds pass through their digestive tracts unharmed ready to germinate in the fertile feces. This is soo exciting!
- Yeah, and it also says that the potted poo should stand out on a patio, balcony or in an open window the first few weeks. No shit.
Cart
http://contrapunctu...047-dung-cart.3.jpg Maybe this will aid mobility [skinflaps, Mar 13 2005]
Dung Coffee
http://www.ravensbr...iles/kopiluwak.html Coffee beans passed through a civet cat. [baconbrain, Mar 13 2005]
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Strange thing is, that this is what mostly happens at the end of the food chain. |
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<Eric Idle>"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnggg!"</Eric Idle> |
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What's brown and sticky? A stick. |
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"Sir, you can't bring that shit through customs." "But, it's good shit." |
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Falls off chair laughing, whenever has it been good shit? |
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Why just houseplants? Mr Hankey tomatoes would be delightful! |
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Would this work with things like onions? Imagine some animal trying to swallow that down. |
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Will the animals be harmed in the process of processing by being forced to eat too much? |
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[froglet] This is not a question of force-feeding but of gathering and conserving (to slow germination) natural dung from fruit-consuming exotic animals. |
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